Nuclear

Well, I got better. She looks like one. Well, she turned me into a newt. What a strange person. Well, what do you want?

Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Well, I got better. She looks like one. Well, she turned me into a newt. What a strange person. Well, what do you want?

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